Do you have what it takes to be a Wal-Mart Greeter?
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the Greeter. "I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a
good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:05 pm