Three Little Pigs

Subject: Three Little Pigs Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:42 pm

Three Little Pigs Went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and

took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little Piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

I want beer, Lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy..

The drinks Were brought out and the waiter took their orders for

dinner

'I Want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

'I would like The salad plate,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, Lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy..

The meals Were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the

table and Asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a Banana split,' said the first piggy.

'I want a Cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of Beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.

'Pardon me for Asking,' said the waiter to the third little Piggy,'

But Why have you only ordered beer all evening?'

You're gonna LOVE me for this....

The third piggy Says -

'Well, somebody has To go 'Wee, wee, wee, all

the way home!