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PostSubject: "Duck Hunter"   "Duck Hunter" Icon_minitimeTue Apr 22, 2008 12:31 pm

> > Duck Hunter
> >
> > A Cajun went hunting one day way up north near Shreveport and bagged
> > Three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to
> > Drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't
> > Like Cajuns.
> >
> > The game warden ordered the Cajun to show his hunting
> > License, and the Cajun pulled out a valid Louisiana hunting license.
> >
> > The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up
> > One of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, 'This duck ain't from
> > Louisiana. This is a Texas duck. You got a Texas huntin' license, boy?
> > 'The Cajun reached into his wallet and produced a Texas hunting license.
> >
> >
> > The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second
> > Duck, sniffed its butt, and said, 'This ain't no Texas duck. This duck's
> > From Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license? 'The Cajun reached into his
> > Wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.
> >
> > The warden t hen reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
> > Butt, and said 'This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from
> > Mississippi. You got a Mississippi huntin' license?' Again the Cajun
> > Reached into his wallet and brought out a Mississippi hunting license.
> >
> > The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at
> > The Cajun 'Just where the hell are you from?' The Cajun turned around,
> > Bent over, dropped h is pants, and said,
> > 'You tell me. You're the expert.'
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