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Registration date : 2008-01-18

PostSubject: "Old Biker"   Tue May 12, 2009 5:04 pm

A Drunk ole Biker walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
'Can I help you Sir ? '

'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my ssshcooter', the man replies.

The cop asks, 'Where was your motorcycle the last time you saw it ? '

'It wasss on the end of thisshh key', the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the bikers wiener hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself ? '

Momentarily confused, the drunk old biker looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out....

'Holy shit! My old lady's gone, too!!
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