> One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing
> home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on
> the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued
> on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same
> nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the
> grass. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went
> inside to talk to the Manager.
>
> "Do you know there are six old ladies lying naked on
> your front lawn?"
>
> "Yes," he said. "They're retired
> prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."