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PostSubject: Mexican Maid   Mexican Maid Icon_minitimeFri Aug 01, 2008 10:25 pm






Mexican Maid


A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.


The first is that I iron better than you."


Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"



Maria: "Your husband said so."



Wife: "Oh."



Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook thank you."



Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"



Maria: "Your husband did."



Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a
better lover than you."



Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"



Maria: "No Seņora, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE !!!!
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