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PostSubject: Redneck Vacation   Redneck Vacation Icon_minitimeTue Jul 22, 2008 12:43 pm

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,

'Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice
about where to go.

Three years ago you
said to go to
Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again.'

Luther asks Billy Bob, 'So, what you gonna do this year that's different?'

Billy Bob says, 'This year I'm taking Earlene with
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