http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/-t1.htm Vulgarity not permitted Keep it Clean Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:10:05 GMT 10 http://i31.servimg.com/u/f31/11/88/72/52/gypsyc13.jpg http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/-t1.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-final-answer-t270.htm Gypsy Bikerack A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau.. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover it was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it A) the condor B) the buzzard C) the cuckoo D) ... Joke of the Day Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:10:05 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-final-answer-t270.htm#594 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-final-answer-t270.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-biker-t266.htm Roundman A Drunk ole Biker walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, 'Can I help you Sir ? ' 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my ssshcooter', the man replies. The cop asks, 'Where was your motorcycle the last time you saw it ? ' 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key', the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the bikers wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the ... Joke of the Day Tue, 12 May 2009 21:04:25 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-biker-t266.htm#588 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-biker-t266.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/hillbilly-mirror-t261.htm Roundman After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning ... Joke of the Day Tue, 05 May 2009 15:48:11 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/hillbilly-mirror-t261.htm#578 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/hillbilly-mirror-t261.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/man-down-t260.htm Roundman A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart....... 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on .... A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket..... 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. ... Joke of the Day Mon, 04 May 2009 20:18:34 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/man-down-t260.htm#577 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/man-down-t260.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/poor-guy-t259.htm Roundman Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen ... Joke of the Day Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:38:34 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/poor-guy-t259.htm#576 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/poor-guy-t259.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/when-to-start-cussing-t256.htm Roundman A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know What?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass..' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, ... Joke of the Day Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:12:01 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/when-to-start-cussing-t256.htm#571 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/when-to-start-cussing-t256.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/supersex-t253.htm Roundman A little old lady was walking up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup." Joke of the Day Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:07:24 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/supersex-t253.htm#563 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/supersex-t253.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-guys-t248.htm Roundman [b][i]Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.. The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate. The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?' ' The second ... Joke of the Day Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:17:16 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-guys-t248.htm#553 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-guys-t248.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/irish-ballerina-t245.htm Roundman A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She ... Joke of the Day Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:28:02 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/irish-ballerina-t245.htm#549 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/irish-ballerina-t245.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/she-s-arrived-t244.htm Roundman The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.' Joke of the Day Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:18:09 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/she-s-arrived-t244.htm#548 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/she-s-arrived-t244.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/skinny-little-white-guy-t243.htm Roundman Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to ... Joke of the Day Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:22:06 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/skinny-little-white-guy-t243.htm#547 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/skinny-little-white-guy-t243.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/buying-a-bathing-suit-t241.htm Roundman While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care. Joke of the Day Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:09:35 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/buying-a-bathing-suit-t241.htm#545 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/buying-a-bathing-suit-t241.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/9-months-later-t238.htm Roundman 9 Months Later... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if ... Joke of the Day Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:02:22 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/9-months-later-t238.htm#542 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/9-months-later-t238.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/wooden-leg-insurance-t234.htm Roundman Wooden Leg Insurance' A man and his wife moved back home to Newfoundland, From Toronto. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Ontario was $2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Newfoundland, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '$39.00.' The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Newfoundland ... Joke of the Day Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:38:09 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/wooden-leg-insurance-t234.htm#538 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/wooden-leg-insurance-t234.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/snoring-problem-t232.htm Roundman Snoring problem A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's ... Joke of the Day Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:36:53 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/snoring-problem-t232.htm#535 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/snoring-problem-t232.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-dinner-speaker-t221.htm Roundman A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him, he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them on. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another ... Joke of the Day Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:27:30 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-dinner-speaker-t221.htm#512 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-dinner-speaker-t221.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/wal-mart-greeter-t220.htm Roundman Do you have what it takes to be a Wal-Mart Greeter? A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. ... Joke of the Day Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:05:59 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/wal-mart-greeter-t220.htm#508 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/wal-mart-greeter-t220.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/balloon-blowup-t219.htm Roundman A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Kenny", Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Kenny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet ... Joke of the Day Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:26:35 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/balloon-blowup-t219.htm#506 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/balloon-blowup-t219.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/blonde-joke-t216.htm Roundman A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and wen t straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back int o the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came o ut again, march ed to the mail box, opened it and then slammed ... Joke of the Day Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:55:38 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/blonde-joke-t216.htm#496 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/blonde-joke-t216.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/texas-allows-7-year-old-to-decide-custody-t214.htm Roundman Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody. Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008 A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the ... Joke of the Day Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:37:18 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/texas-allows-7-year-old-to-decide-custody-t214.htm#487 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/texas-allows-7-year-old-to-decide-custody-t214.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/get-your-facts-first-t208.htm Roundman Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO and he was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy at the wall and Asked, 'How much money do you make a week?' A little surprised, the young man looked at him and Replied, 'I make about $400 a week. Why?' The ... Joke of the Day Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:54:16 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/get-your-facts-first-t208.htm#469 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/get-your-facts-first-t208.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-age-problems-t207.htm Roundman Old age problems After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man : "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? " "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly." After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said : "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any ... Joke of the Day Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:40:41 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-age-problems-t207.htm#468 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/old-age-problems-t207.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/mirror-mirror-t206.htm Roundman HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.............. [b]I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH HAD HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY, WITH THE SAME NAME, IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ... Joke of the Day Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:39:44 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/mirror-mirror-t206.htm#463 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/mirror-mirror-t206.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/christmas-cards-t204.htm Roundman CHRISTMAS CARDS A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas Stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists." Joke of the Day Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:13:26 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/christmas-cards-t204.htm#458 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/christmas-cards-t204.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/five-rules-for-men-to-follow-to-a-happy-life-t200.htm Roundman FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. Joke of the Day Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:13:47 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/five-rules-for-men-to-follow-to-a-happy-life-t200.htm#437 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/five-rules-for-men-to-follow-to-a-happy-life-t200.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/just-a-tap-t190.htm Roundman A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize ... Joke of the Day Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:26:15 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/just-a-tap-t190.htm#407 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/just-a-tap-t190.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/six-old-ladies-t186.htm Roundman > One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing > home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on > the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued > on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same > nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the > grass. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went > inside to talk to the Manager. > > "Do you know there are six old ladies lying naked ... Joke of the Day Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:58:39 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/six-old-ladies-t186.htm#400 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/six-old-ladies-t186.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/broom-wedding-t181.htm Roundman Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE ... Joke of the Day Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:19:59 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/broom-wedding-t181.htm#388 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/broom-wedding-t181.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/senility-t173.htm Sweetness No one believes seniors . Everyone thinks they're senile. An Elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It wasn't locked, so they entered and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I love you, Sally.' On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their ... Joke of the Day Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:27:27 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/senility-t173.htm#375 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/senility-t173.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/shopping-in-wal-mart-t170.htm Roundman A husband and wife are shopping in Wal-Mart when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it into the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks his wife. 'They're on sale, $15.00 for 24 cans,' he says. 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife, and they carry on shopping. A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping cart 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. ... Joke of the Day Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:37:39 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/shopping-in-wal-mart-t170.htm#372 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/shopping-in-wal-mart-t170.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/southern-university-psychology-t169.htm Roundman At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," she said. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the ... Joke of the Day Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:45:47 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/southern-university-psychology-t169.htm#371 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/southern-university-psychology-t169.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/and-then-the-fight-started-t165.htm 2-Good [b] [/b] [b]When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home oneday, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny[/b][b] [b][b]pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went ... Joke of the Day Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:51:24 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/and-then-the-fight-started-t165.htm#363 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/and-then-the-fight-started-t165.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/three-little-pigs-t164.htm 2-Good Three Little Pigs Went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little Piggy. 'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy. I want beer, Lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.. The drinks Were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner 'I Want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy. 'I would like The salad plate,' said the second piggy. 'I want beer, Lots ... Joke of the Day Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:42:29 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/three-little-pigs-t164.htm#362 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/three-little-pigs-t164.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/knew-it-i-knew-it-i-knew-t163.htm 2-Good I Knew ... they would eventually release the ingredients in Viagra! The Recipe: 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 5% Spray Starch 87% Fix-A-Flat Did you ever wonder why Wal-Mart is always out off Fix-A-Flat???? BAHAHAHAH !!! Hugs-a-Bunch "MsSippi" Joke of the Day Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:41:30 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/knew-it-i-knew-it-i-knew-t163.htm#361 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/knew-it-i-knew-it-i-knew-t163.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/nair-hair-remover-t159.htm Roundman My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register ... Joke of the Day Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:35:28 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/nair-hair-remover-t159.htm#351 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/nair-hair-remover-t159.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/gallon-of-turpentine-t157.htm Roundman A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles... A while later, a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world. It's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy ... Joke of the Day Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:18:16 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/gallon-of-turpentine-t157.htm#348 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/gallon-of-turpentine-t157.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/politicians-t142.htm Roundman A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they ... Joke of the Day Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:54:13 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/politicians-t142.htm#317 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/politicians-t142.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/giggle-for-the-day-t139.htm Roundman AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE........... THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, 'SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?' THE OLD FARMER SAID, 'THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES.' 'I'M SORRY SIR,' SAID THE TICKET AGENT. 'WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER.' THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND ... Joke of the Day Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:18:25 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/giggle-for-the-day-t139.htm#312 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/giggle-for-the-day-t139.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/divorced-barbie-t133.htm Roundman One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for$19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie ... Joke of the Day Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:23:55 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/divorced-barbie-t133.htm#299 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/divorced-barbie-t133.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/car-trouble-t131.htm Roundman A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' Joke of the Day Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:58:01 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/car-trouble-t131.htm#297 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/car-trouble-t131.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/news-flash-t126.htm Roundman All of the Wal-Mart stores across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers, a good ol' boy named Bubba (what else), commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama. Joke of the Day Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:37:25 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/news-flash-t126.htm#292 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/news-flash-t126.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/what-s-your-obsession-t125.htm Roundman A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' ... Joke of the Day Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:08:38 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/what-s-your-obsession-t125.htm#291 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/what-s-your-obsession-t125.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/home-depot-t124.htm Roundman Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished with the costumer, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter, and it costs $600.' 'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent ... Joke of the Day Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:39:09 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/home-depot-t124.htm#290 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/home-depot-t124.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/clean-laff-t115.htm Roundman
"Guess what I heard today?" a man says to his wife.

"What, hon?" she asks.

"The mailman has seduced every woman on our block but one."

"Huh," his wife says, "I bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis
next-door." ]]> Joke of the Day Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:54:39 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/clean-laff-t115.htm#272 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/clean-laff-t115.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/mexican-maid-t114.htm Roundman Mexican Maid A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am ... Joke of the Day Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:25:02 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/mexican-maid-t114.htm#271 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/mexican-maid-t114.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-delicacy-t111.htm Roundman A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!' The cowboy said, 'What ... Joke of the Day Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:30:31 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-delicacy-t111.htm#268 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-delicacy-t111.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/woodpeckers-t106.htm Roundman A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were arguing about whichplace had the toughest trees. >The Texas woodpecker said Texas had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. >The New Mexico woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Texas woodpecker was amazed. >The New Mexico woodpecker then challenged the Texas woodpecker to peck a tree in New Mexico that was absolutely im-peck-able (a term woodpeckers like to use). ... Joke of the Day Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:00:09 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/woodpeckers-t106.htm#258 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/woodpeckers-t106.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-country-funeral-t105.htm Sweetness The Country Funeral As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be buried there. I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the ... Joke of the Day Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:30:18 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-country-funeral-t105.htm#255 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/the-country-funeral-t105.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/gettin-to-know-each-other-t104.htm Roundman A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations ... Joke of the Day Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:38:06 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/gettin-to-know-each-other-t104.htm#251 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/gettin-to-know-each-other-t104.htm http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/redneck-vacation-t103.htm Roundman Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, 'Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again.' Luther ... Joke of the Day Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:43:46 GMT http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/redneck-vacation-t103.htm#250 http://calallengypsymc.forumotion.com/joke-of-the-day-f11/redneck-vacation-t103.htm